The world is still recovering from last night’s horrendous gaffe at the Miss Universe pageant when Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner. If you live under a rock, here’s the quick tea: Steve announced Miss Colombia as the pageant winner, but soon realized he read the wrong name. Miss Philippines was the real winner, so we had to watch the old Miss Universe take the crown off Colombia and give it to Philippines. Hands down, it is one of the most awkward–and iconic–television moments in history.
But what was everyone on stage thinking as this ish went down? Thankfully, we have uncovered the inner monologues of Colombia, Philippines and Steve in all their shady glory. And by “uncovered,” we mean dreamt up. We’re about 97 percent sure all of this is accurate. Relive the awful/glorious moment in these 12 near-perfect screen grabs, and give us your thoughts in the comments below.